If I were developing content for one of those Home, Garden, and Food cable channels, where people build each other’s porches, chefs cook Donut Hamburgers, and hipsters are followed by cameras as they travel across the country sampling onion rings, there’s a show I’d greenlight right away:

BrunchHunters

You’re welcome. (The ideas only get better, but no less free, from here. Stay tuned.) Acknowledgments to Matt, Erica, and Meredith for their contributions toward this world-class, next-gen cable concept.